![]() Police are appealing for information after a naked man was seen near a busy Hampshire Road. Margaret River Magistrates Court heard how the man entered a local school building by forcing open a window with another man.įrom The Augusta Margaret River Times sent in by Allen Hull Gold or Black Beats Headphones – were £169.99, now £179.99!Īn online January offer from Hot UK Deals sent in by Keith GilesĪ local man was fined on Monday for repeated trespassing and criminal damage. ![]() Van Gogh was bleeding copiously after slashing his ear with a razor, so he wrapped the piece of ear in paper and walked to his favourite brothel where he gave it to a young woman he knew.įrom The Guardian sent in by Marc Hopcraft Police seek hardened criminal after penis pump is stolen from Victoria sex shop.įrom The Age Newspaper sent in by Felix Parker Stench from Shropshire bio-gas site blamed on new employee.įrom The Shropshire Star sent in by Gordon Cruickshank ![]() The NYCP stands firmly against any unpermitted erections, no matter how small.Ī statement from the New York City Parks department sent in by Emma Richards, Michelle Renno, Richard Wall and others Our wardens have removed a naked statue of Donald Trump from Union Square. #NEWS QUIZ PRESS CLIPPINGS FUNNY FREE#Please ask a member of staff if you would like to watch a demonstration.Īre you a man aged over 40? Windsor Lions Club is offering free prostate cancer checks with the help of a local estate agent.įrom The Royal Borough Observer sent in by Andy SondenĬameron Diaz encourages women to keep their pubic hair in her new book.įrom sent in by Graeme Forbes ![]() Well worth a listen.This toilet is a display model. The News Quiz show is still entertaining after so many years, and because it is on at 6.30pm, it mocks the news two-and-a-half hours before Have I Got News for You does. #NEWS QUIZ PRESS CLIPPINGS FUNNY WINDOWS#(It's true - I'm currently writing this on a Windows 98 in a skip near a Starbucks, leeching onto the Wi-Fi). To be honest, when I heard that the fees were going up, I was on Twitter arguing the raise was impossible because no-one in Teesside has £8,500. I'm just glad it got the publicity, even if it was not the most glowing publicity. I didn't mind The News Quiz mocking my old university, though. To be honest with you, I was shocked when I heard them talking about Teesside in such a fashion, because I am amazed that anyone on BBC Radio 4 has even heard of Teesside. Toksvig at the end claimed that if anyone was offended, the £8,500 includes, "a whole row of terrace houses." It cost the university £20,000 to change its logo and the name of the establishment to "Teesside University" from "University of Teesside", so £8,500 is nothing, really. Smith said that £8,500 tuition fees were a status thing, but argued that if this was the reason that they should just change the name to "Oxbridge University of the North" or "Hogwarts". Parris said that what was actually going on was that they were actually selling the whole university for £8,500. ![]() As you would expect, they took the mickey out of the region. There were some topics that you would expect to be covered, such as the royal wedding, super injunctions and Libya, but then it came to the subject of tuition fees, and how most universities are raising them to extortionate rates.Īmong those are my old university, Teesside University in Middlesbrough, which this week announced it was planning to put up its fees of £8,500. This week's guests included regular performers Jeremy Hardy and Susan Calman, semi-regular Will Smith, and journalist Matthew Parris. The long running satirical panel game, currently hosted by Sandi Toksvig, has been running since 1977, and last week saw the start of its 74th series. I wasn't planning to review this show but things changed for reasons you will soon discover. ![]()
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